1 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:32,910 Wow, I can see someone's ready for a bit of yoga. 2 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:40,370 But what I'm curious to know is how an ancient practice 3 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:44,330 became the ultimate aphrodisiac. 4 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:56,350 Is it because the clothes are so skin tight? 5 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:59,230 They show off all my assets. 6 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:10,650 Or they have something to do with the fact that you can imagine exactly how 7 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:12,130 you'd fuck me while I stretch. 8 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,690 I bet you do. 9 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:25,510 Impressed? Maybe it comes from the obsession of thinking about the most 10 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:27,990 flexible, athletic, 11 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:32,490 energetic look of your life. 12 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:37,990 Ready for an out of context yoga montage? 13 00:01:38,730 --> 00:01:39,730 Me too! 14 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:57,450 Pretty impressive and sexy sequence. 15 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:00,570 I can tell you really enjoyed it. 16 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:07,110 But I'm sure you also want an extended look without the pizzazz. 17 00:02:07,630 --> 00:02:08,630 Right? 18 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:14,550 How about we try something a little different? 19 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:21,170 I'm feeling a particularly giving mood. 20 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:26,500 So I'm going to hold this pose long enough to give you a different angle. 21 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,040 I bet your cock is ready to burst. 22 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:16,810 That aside, don't worry, there's plenty more to come. 23 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:23,770 But, now we're in that awkward phase from transitioning from the tease to the 24 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:24,770 actual story. 25 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:26,890 You know what I realized? 26 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:30,170 There's no logical way to do it. 27 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:34,510 Ready? 28 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:47,270 Here's the deal. 29 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:48,570 See that hunk over there? 30 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,430 That's my yoga instructor. 31 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:58,230 But I'm sure it wasn't too hard to figure out after seeing my dweeb of a 32 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,230 husband. 33 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:04,950 So this is my husband's bullshit gripe. He works all day, and all I do is yoga, 34 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,870 self -care nonsense, blah, blah, blah. 35 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:10,510 You get the idea. 36 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:13,470 So today, we're going to have a little fun. 37 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:20,149 and show his embarrassing lack of strength, flexibility, and sexual 38 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:22,810 The real trifecta. 39 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:34,730 So, like any other horny woman in an exercise -themed scene, 40 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,790 I've temporarily forgotten how to drink water. 41 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:00,690 accidentally spilled water all over my chest. 42 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:03,190 How completely unexpected. 43 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:10,370 I once again am embarrassed by my wife's obviously sexual behavior. 44 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:16,470 But I'm just going to pretend that it was an accident. Did I come at a bad 45 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,750 Because it seems to be tension here. 46 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,070 Tension? 47 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:22,370 Nothing a little yoga can't take. 48 00:05:22,630 --> 00:05:23,630 Right, honey? 49 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,950 You've got to be kidding me. Am I right? 50 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:30,070 Oh, come on. Whatever. 51 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:36,490 Look, I've never done yoga, but it's all my wife seems to do while I'm out 52 00:05:36,490 --> 00:05:38,570 making the money that she loves to spend. 53 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:42,610 Her obsession with self -care forced me to work overtime. 54 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:46,010 Well, anyway, let's get started. 55 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:16,120 I think Mr. You -gotta -be -kidding is dressed the part a little too much. 56 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:22,860 Let's dress him in something that'll make his attempt at yoga even more 57 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:23,860 pathetic. 58 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,460 Hey man, what are you wearing? 59 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,420 Is that even comfortable? 60 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,760 I don't know. 61 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,360 No, it's not very comfortable. 62 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,300 I guess it's too late to change now. 63 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:47,900 Weird. 64 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:01,300 There you go. You're stretched out now. 65 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:06,000 There we go. I like that. 66 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,520 Look at your toes. 67 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,900 Can I get a hand here? 68 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,320 Oh yeah, you're doing great. You're doing absolutely phenomenal. 69 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,860 I think it's time I make my intentions very clear. 70 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,220 What's that over there? 71 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,180 What do you see? 72 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:52,740 Honestly, it's too complicated to explain. 73 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,920 I think we need to speed things up. 74 00:07:56,260 --> 00:08:00,640 And that means shifting into guided relaxation. 75 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:03,600 With a little advantage for me. 76 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,120 What? There's no good in dividing us. 77 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,870 I can't think of a reason why I would need to leave the room with Ricky. 78 00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,670 So, just roll with it. 79 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:31,190 Why is he wearing headphones and a mask? 80 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:36,270 Duh. They can suck your dick without him noticing. 81 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:38,590 Makes sense. 82 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,390 Not gonna suck itself. 83 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:42,080 um um um 84 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,950 Honestly, his presence is cramping my style. 85 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:33,150 I know we usually save the get caught stuff into the end, but let's get it out 86 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,150 of the way now. 87 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:56,710 sleeping mask trick. I should have known it isn't part of a yoga routine. 88 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:01,690 Especially when I'm the only one wearing it. 89 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,190 It's my own damn fault. 90 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,490 He isn't coming back, right? 91 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:26,130 I don't know, but I think it's pretty safe for us to fuck now. 92 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,830 It's not gonna fuck itself. 93 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,290 There it is. 94 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:48,310 The crowd -seizing yoga pants grip. 95 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:52,300 One day, Someone's going to have to waste me the appeal. 96 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,080 Seriously. Leave a comment. 97 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,520 I want to know. 98 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,200 Oh, my God. 99 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:57,500 Now that I see something like this, your dick is so much bigger than my 100 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,500 husband's. 101 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Yes, yes. 102 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:19,060 Oh, God, no, no, no. 103 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,780 Oh, 104 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,660 God, no, no, no, no. Oh, God, no, no, 105 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,480 no, no. 106 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,440 Oh, 107 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:34,340 God, no, no, no, no. 108 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:16,940 You guys. 109 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:59,370 See, doesn't it look like I'm sucking your dick? 110 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,820 You know what else looks really good in POV? 111 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,020 I'll show you. 112 00:31:55,050 --> 00:31:56,050 Oh. 113 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:37,220 I feel bad. Is there something that I can do?